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| Email Friend | | | "Heaven for climate; Hell for society."
--Mark Twain
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| Email Friend | | | "Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
-- Alasdair McLellan
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| Email Friend | | | Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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| Email Friend | | | But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
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| Email Friend | | | "Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | "Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.
Ayn Rand
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| Email Friend | | | "If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
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| Email Friend | | | "In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
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