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	Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets - Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

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	When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp

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	Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

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	The difference between philosophy and theology: if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw bombs.

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	Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -- God, ``Homer the Heretic''

Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

"Whoa Jesus!"
"Yes Dad?"
                        -- me, Daniel