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	'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability' George Bernard Shaw

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	ON PROPHECY The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

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	ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!

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	God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent -- it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills. - Lazarus Long

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	God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter. (University of Michigan)

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton

S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts

Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)