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'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'

George Bernard Shaw


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"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw


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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

                                                          -- George Bernard Shaw

(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)



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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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