'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability' George Bernard Shaw
"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. -- George Bernard Shaw (speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken escapades)
The 100% American is 99% idiot. - - - George Bernard Shaw
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty." -- George Bernard Shaw