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| Email Friend | | | All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
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| Email Friend | | | "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
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| Email Friend | | | What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steve Wright
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| Email Friend | | | After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | "There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."
--Edward Abbey
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"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or
`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
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| Email Friend | | | I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."
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| Email Friend | | | I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
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| Email Friend | | | So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
- Charles Bukowski
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