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	Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. Wil Shriner

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	I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

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	Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.

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	I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen F Roberts

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	Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
                                      
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
                                              - - - Joseph Heller

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard