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| Email Friend | | | Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Wil Shriner
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| Email Friend | | | I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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| Email Friend | | | Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
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| Email Friend | | | I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
F Roberts
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| Email Friend | | | Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
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| Email Friend | | | Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
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| Email Friend | | | He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
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| Email Friend | | | "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard
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