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Main Archives Quotes Category: Witticisms

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ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.


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Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra

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ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh


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'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

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ON INFINITY
   If you had everything, where would you keep it?


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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson


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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?


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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.


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