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| Email Friend | | | ON METAPHYSICS
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
the head like this before.
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| Email Friend | | | "It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
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| Email Friend | | | ON EXCUSES
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
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| Email Friend | | | 'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
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| Email Friend | | | "I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. "
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
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| Email Friend | | | ON INFINITY
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
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| Email Friend | | | Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
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| Email Friend | | | * If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
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| Email Friend | | | * There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
who can't.
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