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	A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. - Morey Amsterdam

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	"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet." -- Unknown

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	Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

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	"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -- David Friedman

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	"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name? 

Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.