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	I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know THAT? - Wendy Liebman

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	"I think - therefore I'm single." - Lizz Winstead

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	"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr

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	"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner

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	My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks. 
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get 
emotionally attached. 

- Blake Clark

My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.

I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'