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Main Archives Quotes Category: Witticisms

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. 

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Women should be obscene and not heard. 

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. 

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 


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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later 
I can ask him what he meant. 


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Reality is only just a word.

    - Harry Chapin 

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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 

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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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