 |
|
Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Witticisms
Page 39 (There are 40 pages of quotes in this category.) To go to a different page, click the page nums below.
| 381 |
| Email Friend | | | "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
- Lily Tomlin
|
| 382 |
| Email Friend | | | "Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."
- Steven Wright
|
| 383 |
| Email Friend | | | When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
- Mae West
|
| 384 |
| Email Friend | | | It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
|
| 385 |
| Email Friend | | | We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners
around here.
- Edward Abbey
|
| 386 |
| Email Friend | | | "Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
|
| 387 |
| Email Friend | | | "I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
|
| 388 |
| Email Friend | | | Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.
- W. C. Fields
|
| 389 |
| Email Friend | | | Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen from Without Feathers
|
| 390 |
| Email Friend | | | I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to
an amusement park.
- Dolly Parton
|
Put random quotes on your page!
To have random quotes displayed on your page, grab this code:
|
|
And this is how this is how the result will look like (box not included :-) ):
|
|
|
