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| Email Friend | | | "Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
- The Mahabharata
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| Email Friend | | | "If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
surprised?"
- Jim Lockwood
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| Email Friend | | | Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't."
- Rhonda Hansome
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| Email Friend | | | America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service
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| Email Friend | | | Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.
- Frederick William Kantor
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| Email Friend | | | New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York?
- Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or
repair
- Douglas Adams
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| Email Friend | | | I broke a mirror.
I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a
tree.
- Steven Wright
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