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	"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'" - Conan O'Brien

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	"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language." - Jay Leno

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	"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either." - David Letterman

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	"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea." - Jon Stewart

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	"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." - Jay Leno

"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad 
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going 
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"

                                                    -Jay Leno

"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 
president."

                                                    - Jay Leno

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.