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| Email Friend | | | I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
a bratweiler.
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| Email Friend | | | Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter.
Sent by Tara
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| Email Friend | | | You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
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| Email Friend | | | An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.
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| Email Friend | | | A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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| Email Friend | | | Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.
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| Email Friend | | | Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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| Email Friend | | | I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."
Norman Schwartzkopf
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| Email Friend | | | "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
-- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh,
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