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| Email Friend | | | Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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| Email Friend | | | Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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| Email Friend | | | A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
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| Email Friend | | | "I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
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| Email Friend | | | It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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| Email Friend | | | When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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| Email Friend | | | I don't buy temporary insanity as they murder defense. Because people
kill people. That's and animal instinct. I think breaking into
someone's home and ironing all their clothes is temporary insanity.
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| Email Friend | | | We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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| Email Friend | | | I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it
back to me.
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| Email Friend | | | A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog. The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."
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