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| Email Friend | | | "After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
Bert Lahr.
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| Email Friend | | | "We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.
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| Email Friend | | | "I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
WC Fields.
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| Email Friend | | | "Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
-- George Bernard Shaw
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| Email Friend | | | "What's another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright.
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| Email Friend | | | "To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
Enoch Powell.
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| Email Friend | | | "The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
- Roseanne
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| Email Friend | | | "Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."
Xander Harris
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| Email Friend | | | "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
- Steve Martin
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| Email Friend | | | A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........
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