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| Email Friend | | | If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the situation.
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| Email Friend | | | A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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| Email Friend | | | "If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "
-The Unknown Shakespeare
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| Email Friend | | | Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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| Email Friend | | | Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I
mean, if they were so intelligent, why
don't they just avoid wars in the first
place?
Sent by Todd
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| Email Friend | | | The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
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| Email Friend | | | Women have half the money and all the
Pussy and still are not happy...
Sent by Eric
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| 298 |
| Email Friend | | | Confucious say: "Man who walk through
airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok."
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| Email Friend | | | I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.
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| Email Friend | | | I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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