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| Email Friend | | | "Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
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| Email Friend | | | "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
Twain (1835-1910)
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| Email Friend | | | "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg
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| Email Friend | | | Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
drink it. -- His reply
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| Email Friend | | | Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
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| Email Friend | | | "I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
Ramos
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| Email Friend | | | I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
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| Email Friend | | | It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
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