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| Email Friend | | | If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
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| Email Friend | | | "Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or
fattening"
Sent by Moses
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| Email Friend | | | Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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| Email Friend | | | "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher --
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| Email Friend | | | "Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
-- Alfred Hitchcock --
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| Email Friend | | | "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
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| Email Friend | | | In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.
-- Kathleen Norris --
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| Email Friend | | | It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen --
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| Email Friend | | | I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
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