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Main Archives Quotes Category: Witticisms

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a 
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.

                 -Tim Allen

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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

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Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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