Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. -Tim Allen
Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.