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| Email Friend | | | "Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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| Email Friend | | | A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
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| Email Friend | | | "American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
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| Email Friend | | | "Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
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| Email Friend | | | Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
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| Email Friend | | | Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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| Email Friend | | | Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
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| Email Friend | | | The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.
-- Slavik on the modern technological advances
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| Email Friend | | | I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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