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	"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy

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	A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

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	"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat -- It's F**king close to water!" -Monty Python's Eric Idle

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	"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open." -- Bumper sticker

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	Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.