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	Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other people's values. --Gerald Brenan

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	The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin & Hobbes

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	You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves. --Ibid

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	It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

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	Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey 

The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey