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| Email Friend | | | "Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
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| Email Friend | | | Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Email Friend | | | My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Email Friend | | | You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
diarrhea.
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| Email Friend | | | A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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| Email Friend | | | "Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
a cat."
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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| Email Friend | | | The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
Douglas Adams
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| Email Friend | | | The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
fuck...
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| Email Friend | | | Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Email Friend | | | Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
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