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It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...
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Killing time murders opportunities.
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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan
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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown
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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty

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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry
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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey
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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce
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"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
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