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	"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise." -- me

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	"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..." -- Tim Marks

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	"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with a bill." -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me

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	"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless" -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

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	"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable taste." -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"

"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune

The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 

I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.