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| Email Friend | | | "If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | "It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
-- Tim Marks
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| Email Friend | | | "Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
a bill."
-- Heath, with minimal contribution from me
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| Email Friend | | | "Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | "Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
taste."
-- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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| Email Friend | | | "Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere."
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
-Joey Adams
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| Email Friend | | | I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women.
-Joey Adams
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| Email Friend | | | I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
-Joey Adams
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| Email Friend | | | Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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