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Main Archives Quotes Category: Witticisms

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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright

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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery 

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A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. 

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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !

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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers


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