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| Email Friend | | | Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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| Email Friend | | | When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.
Ayn Rand
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| Email Friend | | | New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
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| Email Friend | | | A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.
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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
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| Email Friend | | | "hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
-- christina on #heathers
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