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| Email Friend | | | "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
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| Email Friend | | | I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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| Email Friend | | | I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
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| Email Friend | | | If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?
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| Email Friend | | | "There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | "Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
--Edward Abbey
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
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| Email Friend | | | For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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| Email Friend | | | I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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| Email Friend | | | I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
I'm out.
Steven Wright
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