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| Email Friend | | | "7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
potato?"
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
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| Email Friend | | | "... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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| Email Friend | | | And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
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| Email Friend | | | When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.
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| Email Friend | | | The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
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| Email Friend | | | "Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
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| Email Friend | | | "... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
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| Email Friend | | | "Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
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| Email Friend | | | English is the language up with which I will not put
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