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	"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a potato?" "Been there, done that" -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

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	"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..." -- The Usenet Oracle

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	"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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	And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?

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	When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.

The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography 

"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen

"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn

"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen

English is the language up with which I will not put