"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown

ON YOUTH
   "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
   true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
       -- Steven King, 3/8/90

ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker

Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.