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| Email Friend | | | A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
business.
Shelley Berman
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| Email Friend | | | If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
candlelight.
George Gobel
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| Email Friend | | | * Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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| Email Friend | | | * If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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| Email Friend | | | "Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting
nice."
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | "When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."
--Author Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | ON YOUTH
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
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| Email Friend | | | ON LITERATURE
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
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| Email Friend | | | Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
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| Email Friend | | | It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat
out of their skull.
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