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	If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

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	Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

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	A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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	Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is offending all the gay dentists in America.

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	Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?" Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea." sent SC123

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison

There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
                        -- Unknown, Principia Discordia

"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
 I don't know and I don't care."
                        -- World Entertainment War