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| Email Friend | | | If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.
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| Email Friend | | | Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
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| Email Friend | | | A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
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| Email Friend | | | Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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| Email Friend | | | Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
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| Email Friend | | |
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
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| Email Friend | | | "If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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| Email Friend | | | There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- W. C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | "Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
-- Unknown, Principia Discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don't know and I don't care."
-- World Entertainment War
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