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| Email Friend | | | Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
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| Email Friend | | | It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Email Friend | | | When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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| Email Friend | | | "The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
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| Email Friend | | | I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
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| Email Friend | | | Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.
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| Email Friend | | | One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
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| Email Friend | | | I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
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| Email Friend | | | "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"
--Mark Twain
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
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