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	Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

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	It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book. --Friedrich Nietzsche

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	When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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	"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

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	I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !