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| Email Friend | | | Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
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| Email Friend | | | Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
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| Email Friend | | | "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- Jim Harrison
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| Email Friend | | | "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
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| Email Friend | | | I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.
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| Email Friend | | | My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
York.
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| Email Friend | | | I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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| Email Friend | | | Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
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| Email Friend | | | A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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