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	Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson

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	Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Lazarus Long

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	"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - Jim Harrison

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	"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." -- Unknown

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	He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
York.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."