"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison