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| Email Friend | | | Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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| Email Friend | | | Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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| Email Friend | | | When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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| Email Friend | | | A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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| Email Friend | | | He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
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| Email Friend | | | "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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| Email Friend | | | Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.
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| Email Friend | | | A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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| Email Friend | | | We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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