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	This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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	I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne

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	"Applaud friends, the comedy is over." -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

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	"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his mind at the same time"

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	"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation" --Norman Danyael Teh

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.