This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne
"Applaud friends, the comedy is over." -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his mind at the same time"
"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation" --Norman Danyael Teh
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" --- Linda Ellerbee
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.