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| Email Friend | | | The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
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| Email Friend | | | "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
find my #%@# clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
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| Email Friend | | | When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
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| Email Friend | | | 'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'
Jerry Dennis
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| Email Friend | | | When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
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| Email Friend | | | Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
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| Email Friend | | | The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
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| Email Friend | | | The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.
- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| Email Friend | | | German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
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