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| Email Friend | | | "Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
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| Email Friend | | | I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.
-- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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| Email Friend | | | With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
-- Ransom K. Ferm
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| Email Friend | | | Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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| Email Friend | | | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
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| Email Friend | | | Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P.Jones
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| Email Friend | | | Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Email Friend | | | Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."
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| Email Friend | | | For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
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| Email Friend | | | G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
scatter oneself over a wide area."
-- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4
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