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	"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab." -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0

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	"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me." -- Ruth Hopping

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	"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me." -- Karen Peisley

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	"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to break..." -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating, "That there is life beyond Earth"

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	"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I suspect I am not meant to be a writer." -- Unknown

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
       Marx

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.