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| Email Friend | | | "New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
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| Email Friend | | | "Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
-- Ruth Hopping
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| Email Friend | | | "I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
-- Karen Peisley
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| Email Friend | | | "... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
break..."
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
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| Email Friend | | | "An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I
finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I
suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. "
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
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| Email Friend | | | I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
Marx
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| Email Friend | | | The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
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| Email Friend | | | I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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