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Main Archives Quotes Category: Witticisms

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



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How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.

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You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?


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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.


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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


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We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson



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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington


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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?
   -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate


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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.


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