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	'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head' Margot Asquith

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	'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock' Wynn Catlin

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	ON PROPHECY The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

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	"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille." -- Discordian Quote File

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	Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
   Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
   criminals.
         Ronnie Corbett

They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky