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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.


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"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com


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Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
   nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
   rights of another.
   -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
   Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
   Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
   principles or your mistress."


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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust


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"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug


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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 

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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"


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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson


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