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| Email Friend | | | Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
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| Email Friend | | | "The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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| Email Friend | | | "Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
-- petro@suba.com
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| Email Friend | | | Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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| Email Friend | | | Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."
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| Email Friend | | | The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
of the Holocaust
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| Email Friend | | | "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
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| Email Friend | | | When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
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| Email Friend | | | "In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
- - - P. J. ORourke "Parliament of Whores"
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| Email Friend | | | You slam a politician, you make out hes the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
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