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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe

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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

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Politicians!
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining! 

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So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski 

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How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.

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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 


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