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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 
commerce.

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover

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"I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts." 

- Will Rogers

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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 

                     -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

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"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take 
them off." 

- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air 
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends 
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business 
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is 
actually going on. 

- Thomas Alva Edison

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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure 
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why 
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

- W. C. Fields

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Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

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