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	"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida." - Jay Leno

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	"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either." - David Letterman

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	"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea." - Jon Stewart

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	"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." - Jay Leno

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	"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?" -Jay Leno

"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 
president."

                                                    - Jay Leno

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." 

- Albert Einstein

When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft. 
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S. 
wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.


- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984

America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger