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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

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"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." 

Alexai Sayle.

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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez

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"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.

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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.


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