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Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

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If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.

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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

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Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

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George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." 

Robin Williams.

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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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