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	Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

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	The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion of the Holocaust

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	I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under polluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

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	"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Dan Quayle

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	"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle

"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep 
it closed.'" 

     - Monica Lewinski

Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible 
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."

                     -- Aristophanes --