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| Email Friend | | | Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.
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I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
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| Email Friend | | | There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
-Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.
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| Email Friend | | | Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
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| Email Friend | | | 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
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| Email Friend | | | "Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or
fattening"
Sent by Moses
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| Email Friend | | | "The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
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| Email Friend | | | Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
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| Email Friend | | | "...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
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