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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

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   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?

                 -Jay Leno

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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

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Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

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'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.

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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

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