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| Email Friend | | | Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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| Email Friend | | | Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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| Email Friend | | | The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
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| Email Friend | | | "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
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| Email Friend | | | "Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
fuck!!!!
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| Email Friend | | | Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Email Friend | | | If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.
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| Email Friend | | | You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning
all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease
like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.
But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffereing from an imbalance
of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living
in her stomach.
- Theodoric of York, Saturday Night Live
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| Email Friend | | | Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
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