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| Email Friend | | | Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Email Friend | | | A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
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| Email Friend | | | "Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
-- me, a very drunk guy at a party
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| Email Friend | | | "This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
song AEnema
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| Email Friend | | | I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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| Email Friend | | | This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
whatsoever.
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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| Email Friend | | | When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.
- W. C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | "I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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| Email Friend | | | I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.
- Neil Armstrong
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| Email Friend | | | A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
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