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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Medicine and Ailments
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| Email Friend | | | Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before.
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| Email Friend | | | You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams
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| Email Friend | | | "I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
my health."
-- Ally McBeal on lost love
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| Email Friend | | | I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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| Email Friend | | | Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
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| Email Friend | | | * Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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| Email Friend | | | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign
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| Email Friend | | | The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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| Email Friend | | | After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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